Funny SVG files are the best sellers for shirts, mugs and car decals because everyone knows someone who would wear that exact joke. This guide collects real funny SVG designs from the WOW SVG shop: sarcastic quotes, family-friendly jokes, funny car decal SVGs and a short adult humor section, plus tips for cutting decals that last.
Key takeaways
- Short text designs make the best decals because they are easy to read from a distance.
- For car decals, use outdoor permanent vinyl like Oracal 651 and apply it to clean, dry glass.
- Designs cost $2.50 and include SVG, PNG, EPS and DXF. One car design below is free.
- Commercial use of finished products is included with every design, so you can sell your shirts and decals.
Sarcastic Quotes for Shirts and Mugs
These sarcastic SVG quotes are clean enough for the office but sharp enough to get a laugh.
Live Laugh Leave Me Alone SVG
“Live, laugh, leave me alone” in gothic script.
Nope Still Don’t Care Try Again Tomorrow SVG
“Nope… still don’t care, try again tomorrow.”
Sorry I’m Not Alexa Don’t Tell Me What To Do SVG
“Sorry, I’m not Alexa. Don’t tell me what to do!”
Do I Look Like A People Person SVG
“Do I look like a people person” with an arrow.
Social Battery 1% SVG
a nearly empty battery with “Social battery: 1%,” for introverts.
Stop Petting My Peeves SVG
“Stop petting my peeves,” a classic mug design.
Attention I Am Out Of Order Until Further Notice SVG
“Attention: I am out of order until further notice.”
Family-Friendly Funny SVG Designs
Funny without any bad words, so these work for moms, dog lovers, retirees and the weird one in the family.
Sorry I Can’t I Have Eleventyseven Kids SVG
“Sorry, I can’t, I have eleventyseven kids doing fiftyleven things.”
A Day Without Dogs Is Like Just Kidding I Have No Idea SVG
“A day without dogs is like… just kidding, I have no idea.”
I’m Retired You’re Not Have Fun At Work Tomorrow SVG
a retiree in a Hawaiian shirt on a recliner with “I’m retired, you’re not.”
I Know I’m Weird But Sometimes It Makes You Laugh SVG
“I know I’m weird, but sometimes it makes you laugh.”
Funny Car Decal SVG Designs
These designs fit a back window or bumper. Size them 6 to 12 inches wide so other drivers can read them.
Check Diaper Light SVG
“Check diaper” in place of a check engine light, for new parents.
No I Don’t Have A Car Problem I Have A Storage Problem SVG
a piston with “No, I don’t have a car problem, I have a storage problem.”
The Fast And The Slothious SVG
a sloth in a classic muscle car with “The fast & the slothious.”
I Didn’t Plan On Getting Out Of The Car SVG
“I didn’t plan on getting out of the car,” for the parent in the pickup line.
Free Monster Truck SVG
a monster truck jumping and crushing cars. A free download.
Funny Adult SVG Designs
For grown-ups only: these designs have strong language, so keep them for adult gifts and parties.
Do I Run Yes Out Of Patience F*cks And Money SVG
“Do I run? Yes. Out of patience, f*cks, and money.”
Yes I’m Pretty Tired Of This Bullsh*t SVG
a retro pinup woman with “Yes I’m pretty tired of this bullsh*t.”
Oh Look Nobody Gives A Sh*t SVG
a character with binoculars above “Oh, look! Nobody gives a sh*t.”
How to Make a Vinyl Car Decal
- Measure the spot on your window and size the design in Cricut Design Space.
- Cut from permanent outdoor vinyl. Do not mirror it for the outside of the glass. Mirror it only if you apply it on the inside of the window.
- Weed the design and cover it with transfer tape.
- Clean the glass with rubbing alcohol, place the decal, squeegee from the center out and peel the tape back slowly.
- Wait 48 to 72 hours before a car wash.
Find hundreds more in our funny quotes SVG category, or see our funny Christmas shirt SVG ideas for the holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I sell funny shirts and decals made with these designs?
Yes. Commercial use of finished products is included with every design. You can’t resell or share the digital files themselves.
What vinyl is best for car decals?
Permanent outdoor adhesive vinyl, such as Oracal 651 or Cricut Premium Permanent vinyl, lasts several years outside.
How do I get the files after buying?
You get a download link right after checkout, and the files stay in your account under Downloads.
